Boring

This may be the most boring blog in history.....sorry. Nothing really to report. Had a good trip on the Arcadia. Mind you had a terrible moment during my show when I go down into the audience and say to someone as Jolson..... "are you enjoying yourself....Yes? well why don't you tell your face about it" Ok old gag but I couldn't see who I was saying it to until I was right next to him (lights) and he wasn't a well person. I was gutted. I apologised profusely after the show but the boys mother wasn't happy. I sent them flowers. To make matters worse after the show there were a few people standing outside the theatre and asked if I had any chutney for sale (its a gag I do about merchandising) and I said I had sold out but I had some Stenna chair lifts left...... the lady who asked said she didn't think it was very funny..... as she limped away. Who says comedy is easy.
I'm going on the Aurora tomorrow and then I've got a bit of time at home while I do a couple of corporate shows. Jane is very busy with the Streisand tour and she starts travelling in June and July all over Europe so we will have a well earned holiday in August in LA. Told you it was boring. Sorry Michael and Catherine haven't meantioned you for a while. (Hows the dwarf business.) My sister is having all her teeth out and a new bathroom put in......
bye
Allan