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Ok! sorry readers, I have been rebuked for not updating. Right, so I had a great week at Ayr. I wasn't sure if I could sustane a one man show, (well it wasn't quite one man as I had the Tenna Ladies dancing with Aunty May) but I am pleased to say it worked. I opened on the Wednesday and I wasn't completely pleased with the graph and running order of the show, so I changed it on Thursday and it all came together. I have to say by the end of the second show on Saturday (I did 5 o'clock and 8) I was shattered. It meant I was on stage for almost 4 hours. It was worth it though as I really enjoyed myself. Everyone at the Gaiety were lovely as usual and I'd really like to thank Pamela and Amanda for all their hard work. Richard Anderson and his orchestra were fantastic. Thanks guys.
So what excuse can I give for cancelling the Adam Smith centre...... basically it wasn't busy. Actually I think Barbara Streisand took all the business as she announced her concert in London this week and the tickets were £600 each. So most of the Kircaldians decided to go there instead of my show. Anyway sorry Kircaldians, its your fault as you wouldn't get off your fat arses to come and see me.
I performed the song "Jane Jane " which was written for me by Gerard Kenny. Its a fantastic song he wrote about the story of meeting my wife Jane. Gerard has always been one of my favourite song writers and its a great honour to have this song specially written for me. I have 10 days at home now which is wonderful. The weather is great and although Jane is working all hours in the day on the Streisand tour its just nice to sit down at night and have dinner together. I am off to Monte Carlo next Wednesday to the Arcadia, so thats us up to date. Still pissed off with British Airways in fact I'm considering sueing them for misrepresentation. If I don't write soon its becuase life has become mundane and you probably would fall asleep reading my blog.
Bye