Trouble

Well my humour got me into trouble this week. I was on the Aurora and towards the end of my act TWO very large people (I'm being kind) sitting in the front row, got up and walked out. (to be fare they probably thought I was finished.) Well I defy any comedian not to take advantage of the situation. So I chased after them. Come back I shouted, I get better. They didn't hear me so I stopped them. They looked very embarrassed. I said where are you going. Surely not for more food.....I know its been 45 minutes but you must be able to hold on. Well they didn't come back they just carried on. So I said Ok if there is anybody standing at the back there is room for 4 down here. The audience roared. I laughed as well and it was me who said it. Anyway the next day the Cruise director said they put in an official complaint. I did feel bad for a little while but when your thinking on your feet and someone walks out on you, a man has to do what a man has to do. We sent them some pies and they were alright. I hope they will eventually see the funny side. Someone said I was fattist....I said I think you'll find they were fattist....(Jimmy Carr 2205 Royal Variety show)
I've been told you like to read about my funny exploits in my blog. So I'll keep you up to date.
bye.